Tuesday, August 17, 2010

RE: Herr Mandy Axel *** Herz

Date Aug 05, 2010 - 10:44:14
From Zenith
Subject: RE: Herr Mandy Axel *** Herz

i am so thrilled. I have a german tutor. from germany! We chat in both german and english and she gives me like REAL lessons. usually a tutor doesnt end up teaching online and you just end up chatting and whatnot. But she types out like multi page lessons and she even gives me tests and grades them ^^ she actually cares, aww. lol... She is a senior in highschool and so am i! Maybe i can talk her into teaching me slang. Oh got off track. the point of mentioning that was she told me axel was a bad name. something about an armpit? lol. There are several famous people from germany named axel but whatevs. Like Axel Bosse, the singer? Love that guy. Anyway I might switch to Alex/Alexander, but Maximilian is my favorite SOOOO german lol. That would make like 3 times that ive changed my name so far lol.

About the bank account, im about to open one up. Dad is taking me down town to some bank and whatnot. But i have to dress formal to go to work with him cause he works at some lawfirm which means i gotta look like a girl. (it makes me really want to cry. its so cruel. like makeup and a silk shirt and everything D': but i at least got some mens dress pants. yay!) and i have a copy of my birth certificate. and now we are waiting on my social security card cause he lost mine, and then we need a third form of id (like school papers) and THEN we can get me a state issued id and THEN we can go to the bank and get me an account. Lot of damn ass work, stupid bureaucratic system doesnt loveing work how long until the government figures that out?!!

ALSO. since youre soooooo broke, tell me before you buy something. i probably know how to get it free or cheap. Seriously. Music, software, movies, etc. you have enough to worry about without paying for those things too. Dad always taught me to be cheap XD

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You might Americanize Axel to Axle? Nah? Get a baby names book in German. The Internet knows... XDD I still really like Andrew. Seriously, if you have a card you might search Amazon.com, books.

If you don't hav a bank acct yet you should. You should also have your own debit card as well. I would have gotten you these things and a small allowance with extra for outstanding behavior, super grades or extra contributions to home such as extra chores like laundry, dishes, etc. You'd be a fair cook by now and most likely richer than me, lol. Both men and women should be competent around the house and kitchen, so I'm not being sexist.

There's only one way to alienate me besides axe murdering: name yourself, *gasp* drumroll *melodrama* after the philistine we both know! XDDD I think I'm safe on that one, though. Thanks for wtf. I can use that! lol. I know, bfd.

sorry but Max sounds like a really nice German Shepherd. There, THAT's German,



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lol XDDD Thanks. Oh and someone told me axel isnt a good name in germany. idk, even though theres several famous germans with that name? wtf idk. So i might just go with alex. ahhh cant make up my mind. You can never go wrong with alex or max wherever you live! haha

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I voted, posted 2 comments. Girl or boy, you are a very attractive human being, and I don't think that I'm being biased right now. I found an old drivers license of mine, and I nearly fell over, I was drop dead gorgeous and NEVER even thought about it.
Date Aug 07, 2010 - 09:52:06
From Zenith
Subject: RE: whats up? art jobs
Body: Well the premade thing doesnt sound good. people want the has they made themselves. If they are going to get unique has it might as well be their own. And to draw it, you basically find a cool pose, and draw the clothes on the new figure and make it all nice looking.
http://www.sumopaint.com/files/images800/ghfcgazkirbqaosp.jpg
example. People eat it up. No you dont bug me, but it is overwhelming to see like 5 new ones in the box. One or two is fine though No darvocett for you

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Hmmm. Could you prepare HA's from your own imagination to let people choose from if they wanted? Easier to make? I was thinking of supplying the T-Shirt like in the mail with their choice from your stock, and promise to retire each pre-made HA or customized pre-made once it is chosen by someone for their own...just thinking. IDK, this could suck big ones as far as I know.... : )
You be the brilliant one. I'll be the competent one. For reals.

Would you tell me how to draw a HA? What size and stuff, basics, what do people ask for? I don't even know. I won't be stealing your business for a long while... I bought

a thumb-drive and an expensive medical bracelet that is water-proof and durable, plugs into any computer, shows everything about you medically that you chose to put into the bracelet. COOL!!

I'm on 8 meds, and if you give me Darvocett I become seriously decisive that I want to kill myself. No real agony, just that it feels like what I should do....can't explain, it's so WEIRD.
Unknown drug interaction I say.

Hey, BTW, am I sending you way too many messages? I don't want to pester or make you feel obligated or something! Uggh! I just want to interact with you because I genuinely like you.

143,
Subsonic

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the t shirt thing sounds good except transfer paper isnt cheap, and most people change their HAs too often to want it on a shirt unless its BRILLIANT art.

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I've thought of lurking around pet shows with a drawing pad, sketching people's darlings. I'd enjoy doing cat portraits, but from my own photos of them. I work slow, at a desk. HA's, hmm. They seem involved. I know what you mean about decent payout. Harness the power of the color copier! Maybe these guys would suck up T-shirts with transfers of their avatars on? I can sometimes find T-shirts 10 for $10 at my local drugstore, Walgreens. Most printers can do transfers and then I think you iron it on, or something. As for murals, I've actually done two children's rooms, free for friends. I was a teen.

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I do whatever people tell me to do lol. Its hard finding work at a decent payout. I prefer to do portraits even though they take 5 million times as long, its easier for me and i enjoy it more. i HATE drawing avatars. but thats what everyone wants... and pays a crap ton for.

people can pay you in usd here. seriously. (US DOLLARS LYKE OMFGWTFBBQ!)

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What else are you doing right now? Still doing avatars? I want to do mine whenever I get my business and my bills caught up. Do you know an easy or steady way to earn some cash (real dolares) with artwork? I'm more traditional, but plan to begin computer/digital art sometime - maybe after I get my Mac. I found a site selling affordable Mac software .

I have a 1" binder catalogue of my works, most in acrylic, 8 1/2" x 11" or shrunk to fit. Transfers on cheap TShirts, Cards, murals in people's homes are some ideas I've had. I need an overhead projector. I need a good printer, ughh! I'm SO broke!! I shouldn't complain, I have a HOME and 3 lovely cats. I'm thankful for that. I had to sleep street-style one night, was locked out after hours, no one to help me get in, not my fault. It was dangerous and cold and scary. I had my bank card, why didn't I get a cab and a motel room? duh. air between the ears here...but I survived. I sat down in front of my computer that day and wrote out 25 pages single-spaced in one sitting, a short-story based on recent misadventures including the night out. I lost my only copy and then my pc fried. Figures. I only lose my masterpieces. It must be easier to hold on to the crap. Most of it, that is! XDD

RE: Hey Whats A...

Date Aug 07, 2010 - 09:56:59
From Zenith
Subject: RE: Hey Whats A...

haha thats too easy for me. You should really challenge me

A cult is a group or guild or whatever. And yes people can read them unless you make it private. I dont know how cause i dont use them

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..."Cult" in subeta? Curious. Can others read posts from my Journal? I wrote them (all 2 of them, lol) with other people in mind, tried hard to be hilarious, but it's really just some mindless silliness. I have a silly, sick sense of humor. (I love Stephen King. Long live the King!)'

BTW - other message:
wsn't intending to sound like I was offering to supply anything. ((OOPs!))

143 - Three words. Number of letters in each word. (-:

RE: Amazing Art

Date Aug 11, 2010 - 03:18:35
From Zenith
Subject: RE: Amazing Art

then the numbers are the letters? There were only 5 numbers. I originally guessed one for each vowel. 1 was the most frequent character so I guessed it as e. But now youre telling me its a 5 letter word? My name?

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You're right, it IS some crazy ass code! Clue of the day: the letters are random and mean nothing! LOL! Well, let's also say that the letters DO mean something, but they all mean the same thing...the letters provide two functions, 1. To annoy wouldbe codecrackers, however intelligent they may be, LOL! and,
2. ? Hmm, I forget...LOL!!

I hope the humor is appreciated. I laughed my ass off after I added this twirk to my code. I kept envisioning Nazi codecrackers going insane and losing the war because they couldn't crack this ridiculous American code...I can't help but laugh at the mental pictures I got...maybe I should like, you know, get a life or something. LOL. Glad you are well. That most of all. Hope you can make some progress with today's clue. Have fun. - TIFJMB


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yep im well! and i could NOT figure out the code. I gathered it wasnt a simple substitution code however. There were far too many characters and the letter frequency was just way weird. so it was either originally a foreign language or it was some crazy ass code XD or both? lol

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In the news - a mechanized looking creature who shoots rainbows, has rainbow themed feathers and tail. I was struck by the I-wish-I'd-drawn-that! effect. I'm doing well, hope the same for you.

RE: Hey Her Herz

Jul 29, 2010 - 12:46:12
From Zenith

Subject: RE: Hey Herr Herz

dude your life sounds like it sucks big time :O sorry :/ My day has been BORING ugh. ive been stuck inside my bedroom walls since school let out like 2 months ago. I want OUT OF HERE. i feel like some gosh darn prisoner. bleh. but you can look at my art in my sumopaint gallery. it has even more stuff than facebook.

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Hangin out. One of my teeth broke completely in half today! I have to borrow money like crazy so I can go fix it or pull it. Like I needed this...

I finished the Twilight series, all 2,448 pages of it, gah! The final book seemed better written. It all reads almost as if a different author wrote each. Odd. NIGHTLIGHT is speeding towards me even as you read this, haha. Can't wait for THAT! LOL.

Yeah I got Hair Hairtz! piZZa and naZi rang my bell. Thanks, I get it.

I have to go, ungawdly tired. I'm glad I'm into making pancakes lately if I'm going to go through losing a tooth. My foot is still bad. I'm calling my orthopedist tomorrow right after the dentist. Do I have to really be an adult? I'm not so great at it and it sucks! I thought I would be so free and love being a "grown-up." It's just a different set of restrictions in the end. BUT I tend to bring trouble on myself. After all, I DID join six bookclubs about two years ago...um, my CAT has two of them!
Glad I'm back to reading again. Ever eaten a dull textbook? Causes indigestion.


THE CHRONICLES OF AN OYSTER -
http://oyster-chronicles.blogspot.com

Here's where I start depositing material for my full set of memiors, and what odd memiors they will be. I'm still scheming...HOW will I manage to put my material together? No one's ever taught me how to write a book, let alone a multi-volume set of memiors. I'll include general input and creative self-, very much a work of the id. I expect to write up various stories and memories combined with material pulled from the present or recent past, then making a patchwork quilt out of them, linking them together and adding information, poetry and songs... my little Frankenstein

Sorry you can't follow since you're blocked from blogs. Maybe you'll get a peek at a friend's house or something if you're curious.

I'm outta here, Herr Herz. I'll be around, hope you have a wonderful day! My own Axel. Nice name. Axel Herz. I miss seeing your face, your art on Facebook, but I have to agree they F*d it up royal. Maybe we could still use FB for special purposes like that. I want to watch you grow, see your face from time to time.

Hey kid, what's up? How's your day going?